The Crowned Republic of Mug Land is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Michael I AKA The Mugman with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.44 billion Mug Landers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belfast. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mug Landian economy, worth 278 trillion Mug Land Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,043 Mug Land Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and sports club owners are having a moneyball. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mug Land's national animal is the Bull Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Mug Land is ranked 256,399^th in the world and 373^rd in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.